If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
sex in a hospital.. check
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