I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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