So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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