On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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