That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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