I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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