I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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