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You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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