How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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