i don't like sucking hair
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
