sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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