i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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