Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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