Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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