susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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