I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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