just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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