I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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