Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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