I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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