We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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