just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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