no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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