he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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