She is in my trunk
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I looked at my own cervix.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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