Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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