Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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