I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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