i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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