Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Say something about gay babies.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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