But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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