Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Randomize
