Do vagina's smell?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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