I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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