he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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