He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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