Pappa wants mamma naked
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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