great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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