Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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