are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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