hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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