My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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