out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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