Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
She has the best kind of daddy issues
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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