White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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