he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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