He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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