What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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