I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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