Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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