it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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