Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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